WWIV

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with bricks and stones" - Albert Einstein

Parenting

"Kids - just because I don't care, doesn't mean I'm not listening" -  Homer

Chickens

"I dream of a better world, where chickens can cross the road without having their motivation questioned"

Doubt

 

"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd" - Voltaire

Immortality

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work - I want to achieve it by not dying" -- Woody Allen

The Right Word

"The difference between the almost right word and the right word is the difference between a lightning bug and lightning."  - Mark Twain

Man vs Woman

 Women are crazy. Men are stupid.  The main reason woman are crazy is that men are stupid"  - George Carlin

Crabby

The other crustaceans learned to never approach Bert until after before his morning coffee

Research in Bars

"I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books." - P. J. O-Rourke

Republicans

"Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it." - P. J. O'Rourke

Rights and Duties

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - P. J. O'Rourke

Addiction

"Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the drug be alcohol or morphine or carbohydrates or idealism." Carl Jung

Into the Future...

Friday the 13th

You are doomed.  Have a nice day.

Time

 

Time is God's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once. 

Fear

Tarsier

Tarsiers - high in the canopy

Expose yourself to Nature

Fools Rush In

"It ain't what you don't know that get's you into trouble - its what you know for sure that just ain't so" - Mark Twain

Create Yourself!